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remember when harambe died
insightful
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Bro… 11 THOUSAND YEARS???
theyre imprisoning him in a giant cursed crystal
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signing off evil business emails like
Cruel regards,
Yours faithlessly,
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#u know q #he would -
ive been thinking about this tweet for the past 2 days like literally nonstop
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I just learned that the Russian word for “ladybug” translates to “God’s Little Cow”
It’s the same in Irish! bóín Dé!
in hebrew it’s “our rabbi moses’s cow”
Oh I love this news!!!!
Multiple cultures upon seeing a ladybug for the first time: “Who’s cow is this????”
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me: why are the pillows always so fucked up
my cat:
This looks like a painting with like the composition and lighting
And now it is :)
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today my dad took my fucked up compy to the apple store for me bc i couldnt and he told me that the first thing the genius bar employee said was ‘nice background’
Because it rules. next question
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normal guy who transitions into a different, equally normal guy
guy who changes his name from robert to tom
that genuinely makes me happy. good for him. good for him
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i have felt weird and terrible all day. what is happening
someone take me out back and shoot me like a sick horse
alright well fuck you too. i’m going to escape my pasture at night while you’re asleep and break all my fragile horse bones
you arent in a pasture at night you are locked in a stall in a barn with a blanket on. bitch.
ok well the blankets not so bad. i like the blanket. and the straw and the oats. dickhead.
do u want a sugar cube. do u want to chill and eat some sugar cubes together
this is fucking great things are all looking up for me. a sweet little treat
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my brother just called the mississauga towers hot ?
we’re visiting family in mississauga rn and he just said “i havent seen the hot towers in a minute” why would he say that
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